Every woman except the right woman, however, comes second to my dog." Man with Dog (Miniature) "I like pink shirts, skincare products, and cunnilingus.
And yes, I'm perfectly secure in my manhood, thanks." Woman with Dog (Regular Size) "I take five minutes to get ready in the morning and I'll never order a salad (dressing on the side) when we go out to eat.
BEST FOR: The application is best for those wanting to share the daily images of their lives.
As Instagram has grown in popularity, many users can share their photos on multiple social networks.
And yes, we're using the word "report" very loosely here -- hey, this isn't exactly rocket science.
" Man with Bird "I'm a control freak with a jealous streak." Woman with Bird "I don't like to make too much noise in bed. " Man with Snake "I am extremely well-endowed." Woman with Snake "I like kinky sex but only with men who are extremely well-endowed.
And no, I don't want to look, thanks." MORE LIKE THIS ON EMand LO.com: - What Are the Rule for Online Dating?
Both women and men seem to be defenseless to the charms of fellow cat lovers, and including your cat in your profile picture may help you attract new dates. Tag one friend in the comments of the post in the first hour that it is up!
Cheat code: Turn post notifications on to know exactly when the post is up.