I commented in parentheses throughout the profiles below what I thought of them and why: I gave this profile a passing grade because while it’s not great, nothing about it makes it terrible.“I have been in the ——- area for a few years now and always looking to meet new people. I enjoy meeting new people and going to new places. In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn’t encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what’s best in my life, so if you’re dating someone who doesn’t want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn’t be dating them. You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. It’s needing people who understand your work schedule. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. w=768&h=512 768w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" / 1.I’ve never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. I’m not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax. Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love. My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. I think I’m a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn’t talk too much. It’s been a much slower process for me each time I’ve gone into a relationship. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. I don’t know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest – it doesn’t exist. I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. I don’t know the first real thing about the dating game. But I don’t want to put myself in the position where I’m in a monogamous relationship right now. ‘Sex and the City’ changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.
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